The ABC of insulting people!
The words below are basically useless for you. There’s a TABOO element to them that foreign language learners are not always aware of. As a consequence, we should avoid using them altogether. That said, some fun can nevertheless be had by practicing them with your dear partner. 😊
| Take turns saying these lines to your partner LIKE YOU MEAN IT! Then change roles. | Take turns saying these lines to your partner LIKE YOU MEAN IT! Then change roles. |
| A
Why do you always do that, you airhead! |
B
You’re a fine one to talk, dork! |
| Megadork! | Birdbrain! |
| Dummy! | Doofus! |
| Meathead! | Butthead! |
| Shut up, you deadhead! | You first, numbskull! |
| Pinhead! | Twerp! |
| You’re a few sandwiches short of a picnic! | Your elevator doesn’t run to the top floor! |
| Schmuck! | Pipsqueak! |
| Nincompoop! | You clod! |
| Nitwit! | Moron! |
| Dolt! | Jerk! |
| Twit! | Blockhead! |
| Dimwit! | Dumbbell! |
| Imbecile! | It takes one to know one! Hah! |
| Get off my case, you clown! | Oaf! |
| Fool! | Bonehead! |
| You’re not playing with a full deck! | You’re not all there! |
| You’ve lost your marbles! | You don’t know which way is up! |
| Jackass! | Weirdo! |
| You don’t know your ass from a hole in the ground! | Dipshit! |
| Knucklehead! | Cretin! |
| Nerd! | You’re soft in the head! |
| Sucker! | Yokel! |
| Dunce! | Numbskull! |
| Harebrain! | Klutz! |
| Loser! | Softhead! |
| Plonker! | Slob! |
| You’re slow on the uptake! | You’re so fake Barbie is jealous! |
| Stop trying to be smart ass, you’re just an ass! | Brains aren’t everything. In your case they’re nothing! |
| Wanker! | Bastard! |
| Douchebag! | You’re a pain in the ass! |
| Chicken! | Creep! |
| Dirtbag! | Freak! |
| Joker! | Liar! |
| Lunatic! | Pervert! |
| Scumbag! | Son of a bitch! |
| Zitface! | Deadbeat! |
| Nutter! | Geek! |
| Prat! | You’re mad! |
| Swine! | Wacko! |
| Fruitcake! | Tosser! |
| Dweeb! | Wimp! |
| You’re not right in the head! | Scatterbrain! |
| You’re just plain nuts! | You’re off your rocker! |
| You have a screw loose! | Psycho! |
| Loony! | You’re gaga! |
| You’ve flipped your lid! | You’re bananas! |
| You’re bonkers! | You’re crazy as a loon! |
| I didn’t mean it when I said all those things to you! Friends? | Okay. It’s water under the bridge. |
Compiled by MAXX
The ABC of insulting people 2.0 as a WORD-document. Enjoy!
