The ABC of insulting people!
The words below are basically useless for you. There’s a TABOO element to them that foreign language learners are not always aware of. As a consequence, we should avoid using them altogether. That said, some fun can nevertheless be had by practicing them with your dear partner. 😊
|Take turns saying these lines to your partner LIKE YOU MEAN IT! Then change roles.||Take turns saying these lines to your partner LIKE YOU MEAN IT! Then change roles.|
Why do you always do that, you airhead!
You’re a fine one to talk, dork!
|Shut up, you deadhead!||You first, numbskull!|
|You’re a few sandwiches short of a picnic!||Your elevator doesn’t run to the top floor!|
|Imbecile!||It takes one to know one! Hah!|
|Get off my case, you clown!||Oaf!|
|You’re not playing with a full deck!||You’re not all there!|
|You’ve lost your marbles!||You don’t know which way is up!|
|You don’t know your ass from a hole in the ground!||Dipshit!|
|Nerd!||You’re soft in the head!|
|You’re slow on the uptake!||You’re so fake Barbie is jealous!|
|Stop trying to be smart ass, you’re just an ass!||Brains aren’t everything. In your case they’re nothing!|
|Douchebag!||You’re a pain in the ass!|
|Scumbag!||Son of a bitch!|
|You’re not right in the head!||Scatterbrain!|
|You’re just plain nuts!||You’re off your rocker!|
|You have a screw loose!||Psycho!|
|You’ve flipped your lid!||You’re bananas!|
|You’re bonkers!||You’re crazy as a loon!|
|I didn’t mean it when I said all those things to you! Friends?||Okay. It’s water under the bridge.|
Compiled by MAXX
The ABC of insulting people 2.0 as a WORD-document. Enjoy!